In dela Torre’s lore of vampires, not only can they willingly and happily walk in sunlight (thank Shiva they didn’t sparkle), any newly turned vampires have just 7 days to suck their first victim otherwise… I really don’t know what happens if they don’t. She is turned to a vampire by flaccid baddy, Roman. Her parents are dead and Crystal took to the “night” to find solace, but the “night” is bad, mmkay. We begin this “story” with straight up exposition removing any back story for our lead character Crystal, played by the beautiful but emotionally flat, Anne Curtis. These craptasticly horrific films made me confident in the belief that I had seen the worst of the worst, the crappiest of the crap… And then I was assigned Blood Ransom. My mates and I would purposely scour the shelves of our local video store to find crap films to watch. You see, I’ve seen many a crap film in my time. A role I wholeheartedly and happily dove into with pride and gusto. When I was graciously enveloped into the fold that is the HorrorNews team, I was assigned the honourable role of “crappy film reviewer”. A young woman fights the monster she’s becoming to save the life of the man she loves.
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